do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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