what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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