do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I understand Curling. That high.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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