Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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