these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Come see our sink grown plant.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
