so that wasnt chicken after all
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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