): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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