My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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