using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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