Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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