The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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