Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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