He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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