he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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