yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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