I'm eating all of the evidence.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
