Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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