You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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