belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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