how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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