Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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