Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
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