i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
You are a genius and a whore.
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