Is it normal to miss your booty call?
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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