Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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