what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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