GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Randomize
