He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Little spoons don't ask big questions
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
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