Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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