Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
