we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
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You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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