You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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