I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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