just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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