Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Quick, to the slutcave!
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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