You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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