Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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