Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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