...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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