This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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