yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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