yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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