We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
how drunk are you?
Several
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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