hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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