Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
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