I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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