ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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