did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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