How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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