We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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