I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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