Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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