Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
love makes seman taste better
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
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