Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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