i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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