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break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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