My friends, they love my intelligence
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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